Wisdom

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Wisdom #409: Few women admit their age; Fewer men act it.

Wisdom #486: A man finds that the side of his parked car is rammed in. A note under the windshield sais: As I'm writing this, about a dozen people are watching me. They think I'm giving you my name, phone number, and insurance company. But I'm not. . .

Wisdom #1162: If it looks like a duck, acts like a duck, and quacks like a duck it is probably just a tool of the conspiracy.

Wisdom #844: Beyond good and evil lies North Dakota.

Wisdom #541: Amount American Airlines saved in 1987 by eliminating one olive from each salad served first class: $40,000

Wisdom #1451: TEACHERS do it repeatedly

Wisdom #1416: Sha-ZAM sirrah!

Wisdom #1214: It's an IBM, it's got an excuse.