Wisdom

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Wisdom #1082: I don't believe in reason, objective reality or collective farming.

Wisdom #706: If a dragonfly or a ladybug lands on you, you will have good luck.

Wisdom #928: Don't look now, but there is a multi-legged creature on your shoulder

Wisdom #610: A Cowboy's guide to Life: It don't take a genius to spot a goat in a flock of sheep.

Wisdom #307: DEAR ABBY: My forty-year-old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50 an hour every week for two-and-a-half years. He must be crazy.

Wisdom #309: Three things are certain: Death, taxes, and lost data. Guess which has occurred.

Wisdom #649: I STARTED out with nothing....I still have most of it.

Wisdom #279: Don't steal, the Government doesn't like competition.