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Wisdom #33: There are two major products to come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to be a coincidence.

Wisdom #800: And the Lord spake unto Elvis, "Thou hast spoken against me Elvis, and I curse thee to have thy blue suede shoes trod upon for all time..."

Wisdom #221: Education: Kinder garden; Elementary School and Masters' in conception

Wisdom #1612: We intend to destroy all dogmatic verbal systems.

Wisdom #1309: Never eat more than you can lift.

Wisdom #297: All things being equal, fat people use more soap.

Wisdom #637: A man (or woman) who can smile when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Wisdom #71: Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

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