Wisdom

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Wisdom #1647: Whenever I hear the word "culture", it makes me want to reach for my revolver.

Wisdom #32: Diplomacy is the art of saying "nice doggy" until you can find a rock.

Wisdom #1104: I must have a prodigious quantity of mind; it takes me as long as a week sometimes to make it up.

Wisdom #588: Technology for the Country Folk ... WINDOWS: Whut to shut when it's cold outside

Wisdom #1285: Monday is an awful way to spend one-seventh of your life.

Wisdom #1305: Nemo me impune lacessit.

Wisdom #506: Do not search the basement, especially if the power has just gone out.

Wisdom #282: Indecision is the key to flexibility.