Wisdom

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Wisdom #1505: The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds. The pessimist is afraid that it is.

Wisdom #1128: I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

Wisdom #549: 111,111,111 x 111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987,654,321

Wisdom #685: Suburbia: where they tear out the trees and then name streets after them.

Wisdom #382: Auntie Em: Hate you, hate Kansas, taking the dog. Dorothy.

Wisdom #1292: My biology I know. You I worry about.

Wisdom #164: In disagreement with loved ones, deal with the current situation. Don't bring up the past.

Wisdom #1307: Never attempt to distract a masturbating gorilla.