Wisdom

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Wisdom #354: Thousands of years ago, cats were worshipped as gods. Cats have never forgotten this.

Wisdom #1687: You see, without that little doohicky, the universe stops.

Wisdom #199: A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

Wisdom #1137: I'm not as think as you stoned I am.

Wisdom #834: Being a doormat gets you walked on.

Wisdom #623: A Cowboy's guide to Life: Always take a good look at what you're about to eat. It's not so important to know what it is, but it's sure crucial to know what it was.

Wisdom #509: As a general rule, don't solve puzzles that open portals to Hell.

Wisdom #1652: Who loathes you, and who do you love? CTHULHU!