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Wisdom #1369: Paranoia doesn't mean the whole world really isn't out to get you.

Wisdom #673: If you're living on the edge, make sure you're wearing your seat belt.

Wisdom #1455: Take no prisoners, we can't feed them.

Wisdom #790: All requests for sick leave must be approved two weeks in advance.

Wisdom #1422: Sir, you have tasted two whole worms; you have hissed all my mystery lectures and been caught fighting a liar in the quad; you will leave Oxford by the next town drain.

Wisdom #276: Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.

Wisdom #1552: Those who can, do; those who can't, simulate.

Wisdom #638: A modern pioneer is a woman who can get through a rainy Saturday with a television on the blink.

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