Wisdom

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Wisdom #1024: Happiness is mandatory. Are you happy?

Wisdom #194: To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Wisdom #869: Colorless green ideas sleep furiously.

Wisdom #552: The Eisenhower interstate system requires that one mile in every five must be straight. These straight sections are usable as airstrips in times of war or other emergencies.

Wisdom #1610: We don't take no shit from a machine.

Wisdom #357: Character is what you are. Reputation is what people think you are.

Wisdom #243: Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.

Wisdom #1387: Prudence is a rich, ugly old maid courted by incapacity.