Wisdom

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Wisdom #791: All suspects are innocent until proven Discordian in a Court of Chaos.

Wisdom #1216: It's later than you think.

Wisdom #636: Hospitality is making your guests feel at home, even if you wish they were.

Wisdom #1468: The Californians are an idle thriftless people, and can make nothing for themselves.

Wisdom #1058: How can you tell if a man is sexually excited? He's breathing.

Wisdom #259: Puritanism: The haunting fear that someone, somewhere may be happy.

Wisdom #946: Earn cash in your spare time, blackmail your friends.

Wisdom #834: Being a doormat gets you walked on.